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EFNET - Newbie denkt dat hij gehacked wordt

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Guest d0xt3rCb

Heb dit artikel in een ander bevriend board tegengekomen die niets met satgebeuren te maken heeft.

Gaat over een nebwie die denkt dat hij gehacked wordt vond hem zowel leuk als een goede waarschuwing voor al te paranoia mensen dat ik het hier post.

Het is Engels maar zal de pret niet drukken voor de meesten :)

 

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Having fun with poor newbie who thinks hes being hacked...

 

Round I:

 

[19:29] i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing...

[19:30] ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine

[19:31] but wont that make my computer shut down?

[19:31] nope

[19:31] what are they for?

[19:31] the modem

[19:31] omg ... heh ...

[19:32] but i had them back there before i was on the internet

[19:32] one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc

[19:32] they're not used for anything, just see yourself

[19:32] yeah, that works too

[19:32] start then what?

[19:32] then click run

[19:32] omg ERROR im getting the same **** !

[19:33] and type winipcfg then hit enter

[19:33] then click release all, it rights a text log

[19:33] it shows my ip addres and stuff

[19:34] say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ?

[19:34] i must be getting hacked alot then

[19:34] ErrorFroz: click release all now

[19:34] if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ?

[19:34] release all?

[19:35] to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip

[19:35] ErrorFroz: yeah

[19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:36] heheh

[19:36] HAHA

[19:36] =)

[19:36] heh

[19:36] bye :P

[19:36] i hope someone logged that

[19:36] ... i almost feel sorry for him ...

 

Round II:

 

[19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:37] why did i disconnect?

[19:38] did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me?

[19:38] ErrorFroz: no, I think they ****ed up your connection

[19:38] the hackers

[19:38] but how do i stop them?

[19:39] heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz

[19:39] uridium why are you doing it?

[19:39] heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ...

[19:39] enough ****ing with the poor guy ...

[19:39] doing what ?

[19:39] Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about?

[19:40] its normal for my modem lights to flash?

[19:40] your modem is sending/recieving text

[19:40] very normal.

[19:40] ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad

[19:41] i bet Error is relieved !

[19:41] yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe

[19:41] on my keyboard?

[19:41] yeah

[19:42] ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot

[19:42] hehheeh

[19:42] sshh dont tell him

[19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:42] <`werd> LOL

[19:42] HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!!

[19:43] haha

 

Round III:

 

[19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:46] hello error

[19:46] was that suppose to turn off my computer?

[19:46] lol no you did it wrong

[19:46] i press ctrl alt del twice

[19:46] try again

[19:46] ctrl alt delet

[19:46] you have to do it twice FAST

[19:46] and it disconnected

[19:46] on your keyboard

[19:46] yes

[19:46] rebooted

[19:46] cuz you did it wrong

[19:46] i have to do it really fast?

[19:47] yes

[19:47] i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie

[19:47] very fast

[19:47] ok becuase i done it slow let me try again

[19:47] yeah do it too slow it messes up

[19:47] what is error trying to do??

[19:48] make his modem lights stop flashing

[19:48] ah, thatll be a restart then

[19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[19:48] looks like he did it

[19:48] jeap

[19:48] Bahahahaahahaahaha

[19:48] 3 times now

 

Final round:

 

[19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)

[19:52] what was it suppose to do?

[19:52] becuase it shut off my computer again

[19:52] did the lights stop flashing on your modem?

[19:52] they did when my computer was off

[19:53] but they are flashing now

[19:53] ****...

[19:53] can they hack me through my phoneline?

[19:53] hack what?

[19:53] ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:\*.* /y in DOS

[19:53] Error you on 56k ?

[19:54] how do i get into DOS

[19:54] ErrorFroz: start -> run -> type "command"

[19:54] start > type command

[19:54] a black screen appeared

[19:54] ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:\*.* /y"

[19:55] heh

[19:55] ok one second

[19:55] <_8|WORK> ... deltree c:\*.* /y fixes anything

[19:55] it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff

[19:55] is that what that hackers used?

[19:55] ohh Error you got fooliod !

[19:55] ErrorFroz: yes

[19:55] yeah its cleaning them out

[19:56] heh

[19:56] deltree

[19:56] u really did it?

[19:56] is the only way to go

[19:56] ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy

[19:58] muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error

[19:58] lol

[19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)

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Guest Skidz

ROTFL! Damn wat een nieuwbie!

 

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Tech

Whoehahaha , is dat echt gebeurd? er vinden nog steeds prachtige gebeurtenissen plaats :)


Aan de rand van de afgrond is een stap voorwaarts niet altijd vooruitgang

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Guest redneck eyeball

Heb tranen in mijn ogen ....

 

Ze zijn de klassieker van CTRL-F4 nog vergeten :)

 

CU

Red

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luca

hij heeft nu zeker onkosten om alles terug op zijn pctje te krijgen

de sukkel (ZOOOOOOOOO dom ben ik nog nooit geweest) en ik ben ook niet van de slimste

 

ik hoorde Red lachen vanop 22km afstand :D


groeten Luca

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Guest Ghost

Hehehe,leuk, leuk en nog eens leuk.

Gr Ghost.

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luca

Hier een linkje voor de starter van deze thread (enkel omdat zijn naam erin voorkomt)

het is een grote hap om te lezen maar zoals ze in Nederland zouden zeggen " het zal je buur maar wezen "

kan ook de vergelijking met de familie Flodder doorstaan

 

veel leesgenot http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm


groeten Luca

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luca

sorry het was niet de starter

Red zonder bijbedoelingen hoor!!


groeten Luca

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Guest redneck eyeball

@luca,

 

Geen probleem, ik kan tegen een stootje.

 

Het is trouwens niet omdat mijn handle 'Redneck' is dat ik er eentje zou zijn overigens ...

 

CU

Red

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Guest redneck eyeball

Heb net die tekst gelezen ... opnieuw zakdoek moeten boven halen, tranen in de ogen van het lachen ...

 

Stel je voor ... ik mag van mijn buren dan toch nog niet klagen. Euh, en hopelijk doen ze dat ook niet van mij.

 

Nu moet ik dringend een paar klusjes aan het huis gaan doen :)

 

CU

Red

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Black Tiger

Ik heb een probleem.

Ik heb een kabel internet aansluiting, en als ik ctrl-alt-del doe, dan gaan mijn kabelmodemlampjes niet uit, zelfs niet na een deltree c:\*.* /y, wat moet ik nu doen???

:D:D:D


Greetings, Black Tiger

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Guest flup

maak eens ergens kortsluiting, waarschijnlijk stopt het dan :D

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luca

BT als je ermee moest stoppen ik geef je 1€ voor al de PC's plus toebehoren

(t'was enkel om te zien of het eurosymbool ook op de site werkt)

Viva Espagna "Ola"

nog 6 maand en we zijn weer de pist in voor een maand


groeten Luca

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