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Het verschil tussen de US Soldaar van 1945 en 1999

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US Military -1945 vs 1999

 

1945 - NCO's had a typewriter on their desks for doing daily reports.

1999 - everyone has an Internet access computer, and they wonder why no work is getting done.

 

1945 - we painted pictures of girls on airplanes to remind us of home.

1999 - they put the real thing in the cockpit.

 

1945 - if you got drunk off duty your buddies would take you back to the barracks to sleep it off.

1999 - if you get drunk they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.

 

1945 - you were taught to aim at your enemy and shoot him.

1999 - you spray 500 bullets into the brush, don't hit anything, and retreat because you're out of ammo.

 

1945 - canteens were made of steel, and you could heat coffee or hot chocolate in them.

1999 - canteens are made of plastic, you can't heat anything in them, and the water always taste like plastic.

 

1945 - officers were professional soldiers first and they commanded respect.

1999 - officers are politicians first and beg not to be given a wedgie.

 

1945 - they collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.

1999 - they collect your pee and analyze it.

 

1945 - if you didn't act right, the Sergeant Major put you in the brig until you straightened up.

1999 - if you don't act right, they start a paper trail that follows you forever.

 

1945 - medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.

1999 - medals are awarded to people who work at headquarters.

 

1945 - you slept in barracks like a soldier.

1999 - you sleep in a dormitory like a college kid.

 

1945 - you ate in a mess hall, which was free, and you could have all the food you wanted.

1999 - you eat in a dining facility, every slice of bread or pad of butter costs, and you better not take too much.

 

1945 - we defeated powerful countries like Germany and Japan.

1999 - we come up short against Iraq and Yugoslavia.

 

1945 - if you wanted to relax, you went to the rec. center, played pool, smoked, and drank beer.

1999 - you go to the community center and you can play pool.

 

1945 - if you wanted beer and conversation you went to the NCO or Officers' Club.

1999 - the beer will cost you $2.75, membership is forced, and someone is watching how much you drink.

 

1945 - the Exchange had bargains for soldiers who didn't make much money.

1999 - you can get better and cheaper merchandise at Walmart.

 

1945 - we could recognize the enemy by their Nazi helmets.

1999 - we are wearing helmets that look just like theirs.

 

1945 - we called the enemy names like "Krauts" and "Japs" because we didn't like them.

1999 - we call the enemy the "opposing force" or "aggressor" because we don't want to offend them.

 

1945 - victory was declared when the enemy was defeated and all his things were broken.

1999 - victory is declared when the enemy says he is sorry.

 

1945 - a commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.

1999 - a commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.

 

1945 - wars were planned and run by generals with lots of important victories.

1999 - wars are planned by politicians with lots of equivocating.

 

1945 - we were fighting for freedom, and the country was committed to winning.

1999 - we don't know what we're fighting for, and the government is committed to social programs (used to be called 'socialism').

 

1945 - all you could think about was getting out and becoming a civilian again.

1999 - all you can think about is getting out and becoming a civilian again.

 

 

Ik vond hem geweldig, daarom dat ik hem hierbij met jullie wilde delen.:D:D:D


Greetings, Black Tiger

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Tja vroeger waren de bevelhebbers nog echte stoere mannen!

 

Tegenwoordig zijn het gefrustreerde politici die omwille van de populairiteit en de kiezer maar wat in het wilde weg roepen en onnodige levens op het spel zetten.

 

Helaas zijn het diezelfde "stoere" mannen van vroeger die zoveel onrust in de wereld zaaien.........................


"Al het goede in het leven is illegaal,immoreel of dikmakend"

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vroeger had je zelfs geen BBS, toe verstuurde je gewoon post per postduif!! :D


"Al het goede in het leven is illegaal,immoreel of dikmakend"

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Eh............?

 

Ok jij wint BT, zo oud ben ik ook weer niet! :D


"Al het goede in het leven is illegaal,immoreel of dikmakend"

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Hola, broekie, respect moet je wel afdwingen....;-)))))


In het land der zwartkijkers is drie-oog koning.

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Guest batyko

Vroeger was: toen ridders elkaar bevochten met houten zwaarden, en bloeden als meelzakken. dat was vroeger.

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Met houten zwaarden? Die tijd heb ik niet meer meegemaakt.

Vroeger werd je gewoon gevierendeelt.:)


Greetings, Black Tiger

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Vroeger konden ze niet tot 4 tellen, laat staan vierendelen!

 

Vroeger was het tellen op zijn kroegs: 1.. 2... veel


"Al het goede in het leven is illegaal,immoreel of dikmakend"

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